It made no sense!
Had the computer lost its mind?
My account was empty -- not one cent!
I checked my account balance carefully
Where had it gone?
There were thousands there yesterday
Maybe not millions, but not withdrawn!
I've been hacked -- my identity stolen
Good-bye nest egg
Goody-bye juicy, ripe, crisp bills of dough
My life has turned into a powder keg!
This must be some horrible mistake
I'll call the bank
A sweet, fresh-faced, teller will find it all
This has to be some kind of prank!
What? There's no mistake? I'm over-drawn?
How could I forget?
I bought this delicious, orange computer
Which has left me with sections of bad debt!
*words in italics describe oranges.
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